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Vague Movie Descriptions *courtesy of my kid*

11/29/2017

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Starting last week, my son started giving me what we're now referring to as 'Will's Vague Movie Descriptions'.

The premise of course is quite simple. He wants to watch a movie, but can never remember the title, so I ask him to describe it so I can try to figure it out. Play along at home folks, this is great fun! (assuming by 'fun' you mean 'makes you want to bang your head against a brick wall...repeatedly')

Movie #1-

"Two people dating. And a dress. There might also be a dog in it, I don't remember."

This one took me fifteen minutes to figure out, because do you have any idea exactly how many movies contain two people dating, a dress and may or may not contain a dog? Yeah. Needless to say, I wasn't getting it, and Will was getting aggravated because I couldn't figure it out. Finally in desperation, as I'm digging through our trunk of DVD's yank out 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'. I'm obviously thinking there's no way this is the movie.

It was.

Let's check out the elements shall we?

Two people dating? Check.
A dress? Well, yes, several characters do indeed wear dresses.

A dog? Check. There is a scene with dogs.

Meltdown averted.

This week, it was 'That one with the crab in it, and the crab gets crushed. I haven't seen that one in a while'.

I can hear (ha ha) your heads exploding trying to figure it out. However, in this case, I actually knew immediately what movie he wanted to watch.

Give up? Here's a hint: So long and thanks for all the fish.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I'm almost starting to dread what vague description he'll come up with later that I'll have to rack my brain to figure out. I mean, surely he could ask me something like 'Name Elizabeth Taylor's husbands. In order.'

I could do THAT easy-peasy. But nothing's ever simple right?

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I said IRON, not IRONY, Silly Universe!

11/29/2017

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But the universe once again misunderstood my intent. Go figure.

On Monday, we went to the County Clerk's office here to register the truck in my name. This was the FOURTH time we'd been there to try and do this. We FINALLY got it done, and all was well with the world. On our way back, we're driving down the highway and this blue Dodge Ram (keep that name in mind because it becomes important in a moment) pulls out and nearly hits us because they've got trashed heaped up on their 'Sorry About Your Penis-mobile of Death'. Thankfully they didn't hit us, and we're about a mile from home. We start going up the hill and we lose them a little bit (their stupid Ram is no match for my Chevy Colorado ha ha). Anyway, about 1/10th of a mile from our driveway, my husband puts on the blinker because like me he's thinking this idiot is going to try and pass us once they come down the hill. 1/10th of a mile is 528 feet by the way, which is well within the legal length of time required to put on a signal to show the intent to turn.

We start to turn into the driveway, and....

BANG!

The stupid little tweaker bitch rear ends us. She starts saying that my husband slammed on his brakes, but we can prove he didn't. I call 911 and we wait. There's not much damage to the truck thankfully:


Just major annoyance. Turns out the little bitch didn't even have insurance. Figures right? So she did get a few citations in addition to the no insurance thing. Now I'm just waiting to hear back from OUR insurance company about getting the bumper replaced. Hopefully that won't take too long.



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